On my way to work his morning I passed two policemen photographing the scene. Looking up, I could barely make out the victims, dangling motionlessly in the gray morning sky.
Was it foul play? Or had the victims seen the same headline I had just minutes ago: “Bern Very Pessimistic About The Future of Switzerland”?
In any case, they won’t be waiting around for things to get any worse.
The well-prepared mind 
Wait, that just came to Switzerland? And cops *photographed* it?
Hanging sneakers like that is *all over the damn place* on Satan Island.
Better close those borders now. And I don’t mean the bookstores.
Hanging sneakers has been here for a long time. Hanging figures with them, no. That’s new.
P.S. The policemen seemed rather amused.